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edson54_75
By: edson54
Mood: full of life
Date: 05/16/2006 08:46:50
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BOILED EGGS cut in half vertically, and with the yolk removed, make ideal miniature porcelain-style urinals for hamsters and guinea pigs.



PHILANTHROPISTS. Be careful when giving street alcoholics money for 'a cup of tea', as some of the less scrupulous ones may be tempted to spend it on strong liquor

" COMMUTERS. When you leave your house, sprint the first 200 yards and then revert back to your regular walking speed. This will save you from having to do the run of shame for the bus nearer the stop and look like a fool when you miss it."






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05/18/2006 15:19:38
lmao@Athena
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From: Athena
05/16/2006 13:29:47
gosh....never thought boiled eggs working that way..lol

cya
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