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Eviction letter to my Dog
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By:
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sooki212002
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Mood:
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mad
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Date:
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08/06/2006 18:13:42
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Music:
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Jet-look what you've done (lol)
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Dear Carlos,
You became a part of our Family on December, 24, 2005. Since this time, we have given you a warm, loving home with lots of food, toys, and access to the Animal Planet Channel.
It saddens me to give you the news that as of this writing, you are officially EVICTED from our home. You will no longer be allowed in the house, only in your doghouse in the backyard. You will still have access to food, toys, dogbed, dog clothing.
Why such harsh actions? Well, my displeasure with you started 2 Mornings ago when you peed on me and all over my blanket.
Then again, this morning, you started humping my leg.
I am trying to figure out when you thought it would be a good idea to HUMP MY LEG but it has repulsed and upset me beyond belief. Does it have to do with us getting you fixed a few months ago? I ask that you get over this and move on because your NUTS ARE GONE. They are at Banfield Pet Hospital and won't be coming back. I know you miss them and I sympathise but come on!
Your bad behavior has put you 'in the doghouse' LITERALLY.
 
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